The Diva Martini: a recipe for a grand time
2 Sopranos (the vigourous operatic variety - no substitutions)
1 Pianist (preferably, the professional pear-shaped concert variety)
18 Costumes (with wigs to die for)
A twist of lemon
A twist of a knife
A nip (or two) of Vladka
1 Set (weapons to taste—include at least 1 spear)
1 Horned Helmet (as garnish, for that “Wagnerian” effect)
Put it all together in a 300-1,000 seat theater and get ready for one of the giddiest binges you’ve been on in a while. It’s opera on steroids—well, vodka… (Bring a box of tissues to dry your eyes...from laughter.)